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I went to a party for a fashion magazine on Wednesday. It was pretty good because they had free mojitos (I don't normally enjoy a mojito, finding that they taste like grass, but these were good) and free sushi with toppings like 'hoisin and banana sauce'. Delicious! I've decided that this is the only type of party worth going to...now, how to get my name on New York's society A-list...any suggestions?

I am excited to learn that TOBIAS FUNKE lives in our neighborhood. I'll keep my eyes peeled!