See you all soon!

Guess what Melbournites - Dave and I are coming home! We've decided to have a baby, and we won a mansion in a Boystown lottery. The mansion's on the Gold Coast though so you'll have to come visit us, and we're also going to adopt some children on the way home. And David's almost finished his hormone therapy and is finally ready to have the operation, so we'll stop off in Mexico for that.

Err. This April fools joke isn't very funny.